Plus Sizes

I survived my cousin's California vacation week.

They left Saturday afternoon and it was with tears in my eyes that I fiercely hugged the family and said goodbye as they flew back to Florida.

Yesterday Surfer Boy and I went to the movies and I told him, "Please don't order a coke for us to share like usual because I can't take one more fake food."

Don't get me wrong.

I love junk food just as much if not more than the next gal.

That's why I don't keep it around the house.

I have exactly ZERO willpower.

Vacation and social events seem to center around eating, right?

So, during my cousin's vacay what did we eat?

Oreos, Lay's potato chips, cheesy garlic bread, croissants with extra butter, apple crumb pie, animal fries from In 'N Out, sugar-powdered covered macarons. Sheesh. Shall I go on?

But here's the creme de la creme.

Today I logged onto Google and one of the sidebar ads was for Plus Size clothing.

Okaaay.

I know big brother is watching but this is getting creepy.

Let's just say I was happy to get back to work today.

I'm having a salad for dinner.